Stupid Law Suits

Civil Suit Sharks Smelling Blood in the Coconut Water: Class Actions Mounting

Remember, however, that beverage accuracy complaints are a tough road through court — the Center for Science in the Public Interest has largely been able to succeed in terms of getting marketing language and venues changed, while half the state attorneys general in the country were able to wring only about $700,000 in damages — after five years of litigation and off-the-charts health claims by Coke and Nestle — in their lawsuit over Enviga.

Still, here’s the story on the latest lawsuit.

The 700 grand is how the attorneys get paid on these cases… 140,ooo per year reimbursed and then the consumer might get a dime off new purchase of new label coconut water.  just about attorneys paying themselves and the damages that can be proven are their hours worked. There are no consumers that can quantify how they were harmed by getting less of electrolytes than they thought…. and now you know why America has 90% of the planets attorneys…. they are needed so we do not waste money….  but save the stupid people who need that future coupon to save their health! yeh, yeh, like we said…. drink Purple Stuff and forgeta a bout it

The 700 grand is how the attorneys get paid on these cases… 140,ooo per year reimbursed and then the consumer might get a dime off new purchase of new label coconut water.  just about attorneys paying themselves and the damages that can be proven are their hours worked. There are no consumers that can quantify how they were harmed by getting less of electrolytes than they thought…. and now you know why America has 90% of the planets attorneys…. they are needed so we do not waste money….  but save the stupid people who need that future coupon to save their health! yeh, yeh, like we said…. drink Purple Stuff and forgeta a bout it

purple stuff does not work…just another online marketer.  try Drank – oh wait..that does not work either.  How about koma Unwind…sucks.  Maybe Malava – NOPE!  Mini Chill…is “mini”.   All you guys don’t put any active in your drinks cause you are so worried about COGS.  Better to take a pill or alcohol.  Dont waste your money on these fools

As far as your opinion on Purple Stuff there is 179,000 people who disagree with you and over 500 posts per day. You are ignorant on our brand. Getting kids to drink a b vitamin and green tea soda in place of HFCS sodas with caffeine is a dietary change that causes kids to calm down and focus. Purple Stuff is not anti energy or a fake drug like brands that have melatonin and HFCs and no l- theanine It is anti- anxiety and it is proven by FDA 100 percent GRAS ingredients… You read the experts instead of what really matters… Consumers who drink it. Since less than one percent of fans write into FB it means we have millions of loyal followers. It is also the only functional beverage that is 60 percent female consumers. So when you learn how to read as well as our 10 year old girls on FB then you will get it… Or maybe not….

Stupid Lawsuits & VERY FUNNY?

1. Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a nightclub in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $ 3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $ 12,000 and dental expenses.

2. Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $ 14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next-door neighbor’s beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner’s fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3. A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $ 74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn’t notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor’s hub caps.

4. A. Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $ 113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink spill and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

5. Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn’t reenter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner’s insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $ 500,000.

6. A jury of her peers awarded Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, $ 780,000 after breaking her ankle by tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson’s son.

7. This year’s favorite could easily be Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mr.

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